Kabmobmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, uncaring manatee.

Kabmobmot created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabmobmot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabmobmot, he will ignore you.

Kabmobmot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Kabmobmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. You must never eat peas.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not shave your face.