Wipditbab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient badger.

Wipditbab created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipditbab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wipditbab, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Wipditbab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Wipditbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of rats.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not take Wipditbab's name in vain.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.