Timsand is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, egotistical troll.

Timsand created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Timsand, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Timsand, she will think nothing of it.

Timsand's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Timsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must pray to Timsand six times a day.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never talk about stars.