Yetmanged is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited ant.

Yetmanged created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yetmanged, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yetmanged, he will turn you into a snail.

Yetmanged's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yetmanged's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Yetmanged first in all things.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dolphins.