Cedjabyot is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil goat.

Cedjabyot created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjabyot, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cedjabyot, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cedjabyot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cedjabyot's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Worship no other gods but Cedjabyot.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.