Yomdinfar is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless fish.

Yomdinfar created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Yomdinfar, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yomdinfar, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yomdinfar's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yomdinfar's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Yomdinfar.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.