Listjapcap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil swallow.

Listjapcap created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Listjapcap, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Listjapcap, it will cry a lot.

Listjapcap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Listjapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.