Komhanlip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, moody narwhal.

Komhanlip created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komhanlip, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Komhanlip, it will turn you into a rat.

Komhanlip's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Komhanlip's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. Never eat green fruit.