Sadnursan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak bee.

Sadnursan created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadnursan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadnursan, it will turn you into a snail.

Sadnursan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sadnursan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black boots.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Pray towards the north.