Mutlegbap is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful donkey.

Mutlegbap created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutlegbap, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutlegbap, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Mutlegbap's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Mutlegbap's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Mutlegbap.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Mutlegbap loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat garlic.