Lidgilquimhat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, slow pigeon.

Lidgilquimhat created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidgilquimhat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidgilquimhat, she will send minions to preach to you.

Lidgilquimhat's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Lidgilquimhat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. You must never eat aubergines.