Natcimdoss is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring donkey.

Natcimdoss created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Natcimdoss, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Natcimdoss, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Natcimdoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Natcimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.