Flyfenven is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful cow.

Flyfenven created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyfenven, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flyfenven, it will send minions to preach to you.

Flyfenven's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Flyfenven's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flyfenven.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.