Baf is a god.

She takes the form of a small, flying cat.

Baf created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Baf, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Baf, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Baf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Baf loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.