Sidranpit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful giraffe.

Sidranpit created an up quark two years ago.

If you believe in Sidranpit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sidranpit, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sidranpit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Sidranpit's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat lentils.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Sidranpit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Run away if five dogs approach from the east.