Wabmatlid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ill-tempered cat.

Wabmatlid created the Milkyway two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabmatlid, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wabmatlid, it will turn you into a dog.

Wabmatlid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Wabmatlid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wabmatlid.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Wabmatlid.

5. Never look in ponds.