Rilquartbit is a god.
He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast
snail.
Rilquartbit created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Rilquartbit, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Rilquartbit, he will boil you in a big pot.
Rilquartbit's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Rilquartbit's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Rilquartbit.
4. Do not dye your hair orange.
5. Never eat bark.