Bafcumdan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humorless snake.

Bafcumdan created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafcumdan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bafcumdan, it will turn you into a frog.

Bafcumdan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Bafcumdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hide from purple tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Do not take Bafcumdan's name in vain.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.