Daggonkop is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, almighty lizard.

Daggonkop created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daggonkop, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Daggonkop, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Daggonkop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Daggonkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Erect eight zinc sculptures of Daggonkop on top of important buildings.

3. You must love Daggonkop.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.