Vonligsig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy elephant.

Vonligsig created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonligsig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vonligsig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vonligsig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Vonligsig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Vonligsig.

2. You must love Vonligsig.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.