Zagbutfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, weak armadillo.

Zagbutfeb created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Zagbutfeb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Zagbutfeb, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Zagbutfeb's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Zagbutfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always wear fawn.