Bonpogdad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, grumpy dugong.

Bonpogdad created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bonpogdad, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonpogdad, he will be very sad.

Bonpogdad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bonpogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.