Pitleggud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying pig.

Pitleggud created dark matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitleggud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pitleggud, it will turn you into a frog.

Pitleggud's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pitleggud's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Run away from red mites, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. You must love Pitleggud.

5. Do not take Pitleggud's name in vain.