Bus is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental guinea pig.

Bus created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bus, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bus, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bus' most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Bus.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Hide if nine mites approach from the east.

5. Always take life seriously.