Talhasjop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest zebra.

Talhasjop created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Talhasjop, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Talhasjop, it will turn you into a sheep.

Talhasjop's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Talhasjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. Never talk about nebulae.