Spagominbug is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate crow.

Spagominbug created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagominbug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Spagominbug, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Spagominbug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Spagominbug's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Spagominbug.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.