Wapfitdimtar is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous goat.

Wapfitdimtar created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapfitdimtar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wapfitdimtar, she will remove you from existence.

Wapfitdimtar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wapfitdimtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Always obey Wapfitdimtar's priests.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.