Yarstragnib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awesome pig.

Yarstragnib created light four years ago.

If you believe in Yarstragnib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yarstragnib, it will be very sad.

Yarstragnib's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Yarstragnib's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarstragnib.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never hurt horses.