Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody whale.

Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Mabrakmapyoghimwadarftif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Never run in holy places.