Veenjiprutflisyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, selfish octopus.

Veenjiprutflisyarl created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veenjiprutflisyarl, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veenjiprutflisyarl, he will turn you into a frog.

Veenjiprutflisyarl's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Veenjiprutflisyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never look at comets.