Bogtalnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome squid.

Bogtalnutt created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtalnutt, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogtalnutt, it will be very unhappy.

Bogtalnutt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bogtalnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bogtalnutt.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.