Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish troll.

Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sadnellsom Fedquambet Libmifnigvon.

4. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

5. Never run in the presence of eagles.