Safnadnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic dugong.

Safnadnurl created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Safnadnurl, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Safnadnurl, she will come to you in dreams.

Safnadnurl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Safnadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Never sing in holy places.
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