Queegxucktig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise shrew.

Queegxucktig created an up quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegxucktig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Queegxucktig, she will turn you into a frog.

Queegxucktig's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Queegxucktig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.