Wanfonflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, self-assured ant.

Wanfonflan created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanfonflan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanfonflan, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wanfonflan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Wanfonflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles in need.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not kill seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.
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