Vanrawren is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust giraffe.

Vanrawren created humankind four million years ago.

If you believe in Vanrawren, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vanrawren, he will torture you forever.

Vanrawren's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vanrawren's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. You must pray to Vanrawren five times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.