Bat is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, astonishing meerkat.

Bat created a photon five million years ago.

If you believe in Bat, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bat, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never laugh in the presence of squirrels.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.