Ligkemhapcipligmif is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered dragon.

Ligkemhapcipligmif created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligkemhapcipligmif, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ligkemhapcipligmif, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Ligkemhapcipligmif's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ligkemhapcipligmif's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never wear shorts.