Gomsiddav is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful snake.

Gomsiddav created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomsiddav, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gomsiddav, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Gomsiddav's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Gomsiddav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about oranges.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Gomsiddav four times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gomsiddav.

5. Never talk about black holes.