Bossrotfum is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unthinking hamster.

Bossrotfum created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossrotfum, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bossrotfum, she will not care.

Bossrotfum's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bossrotfum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Never sing in holy places.