Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest hummingbird.

Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat voles with great respect.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cutsugmegstikpangyamtab.

4. Never wear black shorts.

5. Never talk about comets.