Komkemlamcid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, pitiless ant.

Komkemlamcid created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komkemlamcid, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komkemlamcid, he will make you grow a tail.

Komkemlamcid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Komkemlamcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Worship no other gods but Komkemlamcid.