Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast fairy.

Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nibmiplaptonk Gilpinhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Pray towards the east.