Jatgilran is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, flying grasshopper.

Jatgilran created tapeworms eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatgilran, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jatgilran, he will not care at all.

Jatgilran's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jatgilran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.