Bastnillfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty hare.

Bastnillfly created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastnillfly, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bastnillfly, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bastnillfly's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bastnillfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never jump in the presence of shrews.

4. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.