Kamfudlan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, loving snake.

Kamfudlan created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kamfudlan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kamfudlan, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kamfudlan's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Kamfudlan's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Feed all hungry great tits.