Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, annoying ferret.

Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon, she will turn you into a tree.

Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wadsitxuckraw Fossjabmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Hide if nine mites approach from the north.

5. Never play with disobedient children.