Nulnurweg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective rat.

Nulnurweg created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulnurweg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nulnurweg, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nulnurweg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nulnurweg's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nulnurweg.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about eagles.