Hapcetfas is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident armadillo.

Hapcetfas created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Hapcetfas, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hapcetfas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hapcetfas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Hapcetfas' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapcetfas.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

5. Hapcetfas loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.