Diss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm swallow.

Diss created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Diss, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Diss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the south.